4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
bring money and cleavage
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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