The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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