Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
My dad is sitting where you rode me
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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