i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Oh god it's open bar.
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