Pappa wants mamma naked
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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