what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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