When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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