North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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