Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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