We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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