just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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