Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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