Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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