I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
