Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I wish you could order shots online.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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