Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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