after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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