he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
im on a boat
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