I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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