you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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