So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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