I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
a search helicopter?!
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
As shirtless as possible
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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