This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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