Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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