Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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