god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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