We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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