This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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