the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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