i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
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I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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