what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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