Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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