Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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