No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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