Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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