He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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