and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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