no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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