Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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