Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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