But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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