420 ftw
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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