On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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