oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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