just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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