like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
