I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Pooping to opera.
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