physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
40s are totally the cure
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
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