Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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