I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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