How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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