school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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