My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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