she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm both gender and math confused
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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