is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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