Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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