This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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