sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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